Sunday, 31 March 2013

HAPPY EASTER..MY FAVOURITE KNOCK KNOCK JOKE:

HAPPY EASTER...MY FAVOURITE KNOCK KNOCK JOKE:

To get the full effect from this, one first needs to perfect a cute lisp, so remember to use your inner Ita Buttrose during the delivery:


Knock knock!

Who's there?

Ether.

Ether who?

Ether bunny!


Knock knock!

Who's there?

Another.

Another who?


Another Ether bunny!


Knock knock!

Who's there?

Cargo.

Cargo who?

Car go down the road and kill all the little Ether bunnies!


Knock knock!

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo (hoo) who?

Now now, don't cry!  Ether bunnies come back next year!




So, we hope you've all had a fabulous Easter, and that you eat all of that chocolate in moderation over the next few weeks...maybe even months if you're good at pacing yourself!  We wouldn't want to encourage increased internal glycation (which is thought to contribute to premature ageing) would we?